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making a comeback, and we'll see majestic and protected lands across the west open road sunday night at 630 on nbc bay area okay, before we go. wow, something we just can't get enough of. this looks unreal. but more photos of those northern lights dazzling the night sky. and jeff, i understand viewers shared this photo with you from mendocino county. yeah, i got it back in the weather center. i literally like froze. i mean, look at the vibrant colors. she's right there at the beach away from the city lights. i mean, this is just magnetic, right? it's magnetic. and what's so special about this is first off, we don't see that here right in the bay area. we're actually getting to see it. and also the last time g5 level geomagnetic storm happened was maybe 20 years ago. yeah. back in 2005. this one also from a viewer that was watching us at the top of the show, ran out after they saw our reports. great job. this photo to show us the sky and a lot of the purplish color. when you get closer near the city that people are seeing right now. oh, it's
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just so beautiful. so we need to step outside as soon as the show is over, see what we can wrap this up so we can go take a look. you all have a wonderful weekend. happy mother's day. take care. from studio six b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. hey, hey, hey. should i join jimmy in his guest? john krasinski, brooke shields tracey kira comedian jimmy carr. and featuring the legendary roots crew. 1971 jimmy. and now here he is. jimmy fallon shanna. hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. thank you. hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. i love love, love
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love run run run run run run run . come on. that's a great crowd right there, i love you. thank you very much. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome. welcome to the tonight show. you're here. thank you for watching. well, guys, it is that special time of year. this sunday is mother's day. that's right. yes. so for the next 48 hours, if you see an amazon delivery van, pull over like it's an ambulance. okay? do the right thing. do the right thing. because i saw that people will spend about $250 on mother's day gifts. but don't worry, the best gift is free, which is taking the kids somewhere so mom can have five minutes of peace. that's what they want. also, just a quick
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word of advice to former president trump. whatever you were thinking of spending on melania this year, i double it. i would just think i would. speaking of trump, in a new interview with telemundo, he was asked how he's able to balance his family life with his ongoing legal issues and take a listen to his answer. i'm able to put it aside and to think about other things i can. i'm very ambidextrous, so to speak. i can do a lot of things at one time. ambidextrous yeah. then the spanish subtitler said, we incorrecto. yeah, i'm also bilingual, which means i like men and women and, you know, we bilingual. women and both women, of course. meanwhile, during a recent meeting at mar a lago, trump apparently asked big oil executives for $1 billion in campaign cash that usually when trump says he met with big oil, he's talking about rudy giuliani
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and we got a leak. we got a leaker. yep. trump asked for $1 billion. he was like, what? the money i have now, plus your help, we'd have $1 billion. switching gears, following complaints about rising prices, mcdonald's is launching a new $5 meal to bring back customers at mcdonald's. won't say how they've reduced costs, but on the menu, the word chicken is now in quotes. i don't know what that means. it's a fine line for mcdonald's because when prices get too low, customers are like, what aren't you telling us? i mean, why why is it this cheap? yeah, well, this is going viral. one of thomas thomas jefferson university's graduation ceremonies. the announcer had trouble pronouncing the students names because they were spelled phonetically to help the person reading it, but it makes it more confusing. this is real. watch this. jazyku lyn boer al-sunna cole, bishop sayre. yvonne.
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jean. jew. brennan mejean lieu e aubrey. afuni battista santos, mavi. lee. jobeth. rata-wow-ski milena. jobeth. camp tom. mildmay thomas. thomas beau. thomas thomas. the name of our school. thomas. jefferson university. samuel. jellybean ana. peter. tamale people didn't know whether to make a tiktok or call 911. they go. i don't know what's happening, but honestly, good for her. she did the impossible. she made a graduation entertaining, i mean. so come on, i'll give her props for that, that's so good. we'll get this. visitors at a zoo in
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china discovered the pandas. there were just dogs painted black and white. this is. can we see a photo? this is real. oh visitors went to complain, but the manager was just a dog with glasses and a tie painted on him. like, i'll give you your money back. what do you want? if you're going to try to pass something off as a panda, maybe don't choose an animal that barks. i don't know. do you guys see this on a recent southwest airlines flight? one passenger took a nap in a pretty strange place. check this out. yeah. see you on southwest. that's an overhead bin on spirit. it's coach. yeah guys, there's a lot going on in the news right now, but instead of me just telling you about it, i thought it'd be nice to give you the chance to decide what we talk about. that's right. it's time for you. pick the joke. here we go. joe, are you pick the joke. so here's how it works. i'm going to show you two news stories, and then you guys get to pick which one
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we talk about. okay, here we go. let's take a look at story number one a jobs report coming in lower than expected. 175,000 jobs were added in april. okay. now here's story number two. anaheim police called to disneyland today when a 26 year old man stripped down and began climbing through the it's a small world attraction. okay, which story do you want to talk about? you're talking about 1 or 2 story. that's a great choice. great great choice. all right. we'll do two. here we go. that's right. a guy at disneyland stripped on. it's a small world and climbed through the water, apparently that water was cold because mickey was like, now i know two minis. yeah, there you go. there you go. let's do it. it's a small world after all. yeah, dude. tiny globe, let's do another pair of stories. remember you get to pick. here's story number one. the senate overwhelmingly passed a broad faa authorization bill focusing on safety and consumer protections. got it. here's story number two in davenport. a couple of suspected car burglars
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speed through a neighborhood. the couple eventually crashed into a parked car. one of the suspects even had a tattoo with the words all gas, no brakes on his neck. 1 or 2? yeah, two. yeah or two is a great choice. that's right. a car thief crashed his car and he had a neck tattoo. said all gas, no brakes. his lawyer was like, you might want to grow a beard before the trial. just said there we go. okay, let's do. let's do one last batch. it's your choice. here's story number one. according to freddie mac, the average 30 year fixed rate mortgage is now 7.22. now, here's story number two. we are hearing from a man who claims he ordered a milkshake on grubhub, but got a cup full of urine instead. all right, there you go. there you go. we're gonna go number two on this one. thank you sir, i appreciate it. good call. that's right. a guy who ordered a milkshake got a cup of urine instead. a driver must have thought i want to quit, but i also want to be remembered. yeah, guys, that was you. take
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the joke. take the joke? hahaha. you pick the joke. and finally, as i mentioned this sunday is mother's day, so i wanted to sing a little song to celebrate all the moms out there. if you're in the us, mom is what you say. if you're down in mexico, you might say madre. if you're out in england. mum is the idea. or take a trip to italy where they say mamma mia! if you're really fancy, matriarch is nice, but if you're really laid back, call your mom. homeslice if you're a new yorker, just say hello mother or treat her like she's taylor swift and simply call her mother
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mama, mama, mama rino. you're the greatest person we know. mommy, me, my granny too. just. no. we're a fan of you. me me. mommy. mommy! mom, just. no. you're the bomb .com. moo moo moo moo moo. love you all. mama. say mama sa ma ma coo sa. love happy mother's day. we have a great show. give it up for the roots. everybody i'm a family man. just know you're the bomb.com. my mama me more me. that's no reason to 15. me my mom me up. hi everybody. welcome to the show. oh. hey, everybody. be sure to tune in to nbc this tuesday, may 14th at 9 p.m. it is a tonight show 10th anniversary special, it is a two hours of all of our favorite clips. you're going to see taylor swift, dwayne the rock johnson, brad pitt, ariana grande, will ferrell, de niro, i
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ride a roller coaster with kevin hart. it's really fun, so get your family together, have a party, call up your friends. you don't want to miss it. tuesday at 9 p.m, the tonight show 10th anniversary special. but first, what a show we have for you tonight. he wrote, produced, directed and stars in the new movie if, which hits theaters on may 17th. john krasinski is here . imaginary friends, imaginary friends, fun monsters. it's really fun. good family movie. also, she executive produced and stars in the new film mother of the bride, which is streaming now on netflix. brooke shields is joining us tonight. the one and only. she is the author of the critically acclaimed book night watching, which is also this year's fallon book club winner. tracey. cierra is here. and we got great standup from jimmy carter. very funny dude,
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guys, today is friday, and that's usually you want to catch up with some personal stuff. i checked my inbox, i returned some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. and i was just running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, can i write out my thank you notes right now? james, i got some thank you note writing music. please. thank you, college graduation, for being the day parents tell their kids we love you. we're proud of you. now leave so we can turn your room into a gym. thank you. new planet of the apes movie for showing us what it would look like if king kong had a baby with ron weasley. remember. thank you. kenny g's new memoir for not going by your original
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name. i believe in miracles, you sexy thing. not a bad one. thank you. parents giving teachers gifts during teacher appreciation week for basically saying, i know my kids annoyed you every day for a year. so here's a raspberry bath bomb. that's great. thank you. naps for having a 50% chance of waking up refreshed, and a 50% chance of wanting to kill everyone for the rest of the day. what. thank you. mother's day, for single handedly keeping the homemade free hug coupon industry afloat. sweet wonder. thank you. shower curtains, for
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making getting out of the shower feel like an off broadway version of the full monty. there you have it, everybody. those are our thank you notes. we'll be right back with john krasinski. come on back. yay ha ha. just to let you know right about now you're rocking with the professional. i had a very emotional reaction one time. i remember i was looking for a tie or something in my dad's drawer, and i opened it up and it was all the gifts we had ever given them, and i was like, oh my god, no, me too. oh my god, no, you lost it, right? it was like some teeth in the corner. and i was like, i hope they're mine. upon his first day of retirement, marcus rogers made a contract with himself. i will never again work for another man or woman. oh, todd. especially todd. i lay down my badge, abandoned my corporate phone plan, and i'll get a new plan with consumers cellular. without a contract, without sacrificing coverage.
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say, you know, you better just say so. if this is in. if this is it. oh, it's so good to see you. if this is if. is that what you guys are saying? oh if this is if. yeah. that's the genius. that's the genius. if this is if is that what you're doing? yes. yeah. that's perfect. that's all the time we have for. that's it. that's it. john krasinski hits you up, says that he knows. and if his movie. if noah. my god. okay. yeah. we're back. we're back with john krasinski. everybody. his new movie, if may 17th. great to see you bud. good to see you i miss you. happy happy early mother's day. thank you very much. how's, how do you celebrate with your wife, emily blunt, who we love? oh, it's the kids now. they run the show. they do? yeah we got a ten and almost eight. so it's a lot of like, dad, we got this. yeah, yeah, we rolled past the pharmacy. we got her a mug and some bic pens. we got. they figured it out. covered. yeah, they figured out. and you're like, wow, she's going to love that. yeah, sure enough, she
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does. i think i remember giving my mom a rock many years. not even a pet rock. just no like numerous times i remember like, just walking down the street and , like, going, this is gonna be good. that's a good one. oh, no. like wash it off, let it dry. and then i take a crayon or something and put mom on it, and she got a bunch of rocks. i remember i had a very emotional reaction one time. i remember i was looking for a tie or something in my dad's drawer, and i opened it up and it was all the gifts we had ever given them. and i was like, oh my god, no, me too. oh my god, no, you lost it, right? he was like some teeth in the corner. and i was like, i hope they're mine. my dad recently offered me my teeth. oh my god. he's like, would you want your teeth? i go, i don't want my teeth. i can't believe you have my teeth. i love the offer, bro. yeah. jimmy, i need you to sit down for a second. now, look, a long time ago, i want you to have this. this is your teeth. open it up. you're like jesus. yeah. let me call the police first. it's not your teeth, let's talk about this movie. by the way, if. oh, my gosh, what a genius
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idea. it's brilliant. it's so creative. it's so fun. this is your baby. you wrote it. this is it? yeah. you directed it. you produced it. you starred in it. yes. this is a big deal. how long did this take? it's i had the idea about ten years ago, but i started writing it during the pandemic. i wrote it for my kids. you did? i've always wanted to do a movie for my kids, but i had no idea what to do. and i'd had the idea about imaginary friends like ten years ago. but i didn't know what to do about it. and i used to just stand in the doorway and watch my kids disappear into this magical world that we as parents aren't allowed in. and it wasn't just like the joy that was on their face, it was how authentic they were. they they could be anything they wanted in this world. and i said, that would make a great movie. and it actually wasn't until the pandemic when genuinely, i saw their lights starting to go out and they started playing fewer and fewer imaginary games. they're growing up. yeah. and the world started to come in and i went, oh my god, this is the definition of growing up. and so they said, are we going to be okay? and i went, that's it. i'm writing this movie right now to prove to you that magical world is always there and you can
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always go back. it's so you get that. you get that from watching the movie. it's just charming. it's funny, and who was the girl you cast? oh my god, cailey fleming, who? holy moly, she is so talented. anybody watch the walking dead? she's on the walking dead. yes, yes. that's right. oh, but she is unbelievable. and i'll be honest, the whole movie works because of her. because, you know, you have this idea and it's hugely ambitious. and you can it can go wrong many ways. fantastic. she was so good. i got to say, you have a lot of great guest stars in this movie. yeah. and i just wanted to maybe go through a couple of the sure characters you have. bradley cooper is the voice of the disgruntled ice cube. yep how did you get bradley to do to do this? i got to say, i've had no, i've had the most yeses of my career was on this movie, and the fastest yeses because they all love the idea of imagination and going back to your childhood. but i don't know why. when i created this guy in my head, i was like, he's from philly and he's a little bummed to be living in arizona because he lives in arizona. yeah, he lives in arizona and he's an ice cube. an ice cube living in arizona. he's bummed. he's got
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to be a little bummed out. yeah, yeah, he's fantastically funny. blake lively as octopus. yes now, this is a cat. this is an imaginary friend of a cat dressed up as an octopus. that's right. that's a that's a cat who's getting over her fear of water. so she dresses like an octopus. yeah and did you get did you get the great blake lively? because ryan reynolds was already starting? yes. it was emotional blackmail. i was like, everybody doing it. he don't feel bad at all. like you have to do it. no. she was so nice to jump on board. oh, giant . this is a giant cat, george clooney. yeah. spaceman this is a sort of deep, deep cut easter egg that that's his character from gravity in my head, that he's still just floating around. yeah, he's still floating around space. yeah. you're like, yeah, but do you. i know you've known him, right? yeah. leatherheads you were. that's right. yes. good memory. i'm a fan of. i'm a john krasinski fan. yeah. you know, what's funny is he was the first person who ever thought i would direct. so he would take me to dinner while we were shooting leatherheads. and he
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would show me on a drawing. this is what i'm going to shoot tomorrow. i'm going to put the cameras here. and i said, that's amazing. why are you telling me this? and he's like, well, you're not just going to be an actor, right? you're going to go on to direct. and i went, yeah, i had no idea. yeah, you did before i did. no, that's why he knew. yeah. so he's kind of like a mentor. he takes 10% and he's happy. yeah. yeah. you got to pay him off. absolutely i'm watching the film and i go, oh, my god, it's sixth avenue. it's right here outside the building. i go, i'm in this movie and i'm kind of in it. if you zoom in. that's. oh, allen. oh! oh, allen , thank you very much. thank you . it meant so much to me. yeah. it's funny, we had that all the way in and i put it that bus in cgi. i just covered it. yeah. you made sure you had this very expensive fake bus. exactly. yeah. just to cover up my name. so it costs $10 million. oh, my god, that's unbelievable. but i'm. i'm proud to be in it. and you know what? that's what. that's why i shot right outside your office. yeah, that's what
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friends are for. i also saw this, which i think was a great easter egg, because you were outside of radio city here with, that's carell's if that's an imaginary friend here and the band playing there is violet haze. oh, and i go, wait, i know this violet haze. hazel and violet are your those are my kids. that's your kids name. come on. that's. come on, bud. that's so cool. come on. it's so moments. by the way, they see the movie tomorrow. they've never seen the movie and they see it tomorrow. i've never been more scared for anyone to watch anything. they're gonna love it. they better. yeah. no, no. well done bud. the whole thing is fantastic. well, well written, well directed. everything great. i want to show a clip. here's a peek at if. take a look. so i don't know why you say no. yes. oh, yeah. lots more. i mean, almost every kid has one had one had what? a friend, an imaginary friend. if we say if. get it
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imaginary friend. but also like what if, like anything possible. oh, ouch. yeah. it's fun. john krasinski everybody if it hits theaters on may 17th, we'll be right back with brooke shields. stick around, everybody. i just got to be a midnight lover. there's this picture of johnny reaching over the desk to try to help me in. his cuffs are all the way out of his jacket. it's so funny. i'm on the ground going. they don't. they don't think this is a pratfall. they think this is real. it was so well done. dude, let me tell you something. oh my god. we found the clip. oh and doug lemieux, someone needs to customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual. let's fly. chief doug. oh, wow. i thought
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out there hip hop. but plus the show stopper down mcosker min. i'm gonna make a phone shot up. our next guest is the very talented actress, model, and new york times best selling author who executive produced and stars in the new film mother of the bride, which is streaming now on netflix. please welcome brooke shields. she's. gaugh exactly right. come on. bonta josh harder, they love you. come on now. they love you. we love you. welcome, pal. it is great to see you. thank you so much for coming on. you've been coming on the tonight show since your whole career. i mean, this is your entire career. your entire career. yeah. and can you tell the story about johnny carson about. okay, so this was one of
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my first appearances on johnny carson. it was like an earlier one. and my mom thought it would be a really good idea if, as a surprise to johnny, i did carnac, which was was a pratfall. yeah. he would come out and he would he would come out and they go and it was in the opening and he come out and like trip and fall over the thing. yeah. and that was car next. yeah so on his entrance. yeah. exactly. so my mom said let's do that for johnny and let's do it as a surprise. so they didn't tell any of the camera operators. they didn't tell johnny. and luckily i was in my dressing room practicing on with like a pillow from the couch. and i kept doing these pratfalls. and my mom said, it's going to be funny. you know, he's made everybody laugh. this is good for him. it's going to be so nice. yeah. and i'm like, great. tommy smothers comes by and i say, he comes in. he sticks his head in. he goes, hey brooke. and i'm like, hey tommy, i've got a surprise for you. i'm doing something on the show. thank god i said that because i come out in a very grand way,
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kick the top step, purposely go crashing into on the floor in the table, and you see johnny. the camera missed me. i dropped completely out of the frame. and had they been prepared, they would have panned down. obviously but i just drop out of it and of course everybody thinks it's real. yeah and now they feel terrible for me. and there's this picture of johnny reaching over the desk to try to help me in. his cuffs are all the way out of his jacket. it's so funny. i'm on the ground going. they don't. they don't think this is a pratfall. they think this is real. it was so well done, dude, let me tell you something. oh, my god, we found the clip. oh, i want to show i don't know if the last time you saw this. oh, this is the clip. here's brooke shields falling, pretending to fall, making her entrance on the tonight show with johnny carson. watch this. would you welcome the girl of the moment, brooke shields?
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are you okay? i've watched your show before. are you? i thought you were doing. i thought you were doing carnac for a moment. i said i was. i said, that's one of the funniest entrances i've ever seen. that's right. come on, that's johnny carson and the smothers brothers. we have two things i want to talk about. first, you were a ceo of a giant company, and would you like to tell everyone what this company is? so it's a company that was born out of a platform that i created during covid called beginning is now, and it's for women over 40 because i was feeling sexier and better than i have ever felt in my life. i'm not comparing myself to other people, i'm just more confident and i couldn't understand why we were being fed the narrative that you've had a good run. you got one foot in the grave once we've had babies and our ovaries don't, like punch out kids anymore. we're like somehow discredited. and so i started this community and it grew so quickly. and we are launching
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, is a quiet night. night watching serves a quiet night. irvine tracey. thank you so much for writing this book. and thank you for coming on the show. how are you doing? you know, normal friday? yeah yeah, no big deal. normal friday. yeah. you were telling me backstage that people tell you that you look like amy poehler. yes, yes, i could see that. yes. when parks and rec came out, i had a very similar haircut as well. yeah, yeah. i actually once signed an autograph as her. there's swear i was in in boston and a bunch of guys came out from a bar crawl. one of those santa ones. so they're all, oh no, oh no, no. yeah and very insistent. it's amy poehler, you know, she's from boston. you know, i'll sign an autograph, take a selfie, whatever. and i'm sure the guy woke up the next day and
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said, who is who is this person? no either way, he's like, amy poehler was so nice. it made him leave me alone. she was so friendly. yeah, exactly. i want to talk about night watching. this is your debut novel, by the way. yes it's a big deal. what are your expectations? first book? yes. what do you think's going to happen when you're writing it? you go, oh, this is hope. people like it or yeah. you know, there's especially with the first book, of course there's no guarantee it'll ever see the light of day, right? it might not even be published. really. or correct. yeah. you're working on spec, right? yeah. you're working for free and hoping something comes of it. so so of course, to be here tonight is very surreal. well, this book is phenomenal. it is frightening , by the way. it is thrilling. it is scary. i just want to say to that there's someone in the house. i think your audience wanted to scare you a little bit. yeah, but it's, you know, a lot of people ask, do they go, oh, i don't know. i might be too
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scared because gory. is it violent? i go, no, no, it's not that. it's just more there's someone in the house. yeah. how did you come up with the idea for this? well, you know that the house in the novel, which is an old new england home. it's based on my own house. i live in an antique house in new england. and so i, i started writing it during lockdown, much like john krasinski, apparently. and i were writing at the same time. you and john are. yeah. of course, you never go anywhere. all right. and obviously i was trapped in my house, and i think this feelings of claustrophobia and safety and certainly it's just this beautiful, moody, atmospheric place. so, you know, that was a lot of safety for me. you thought someone like. like, what if someone breaks into your house? sure. right? yeah. of course. i think that's just a primal, universal fear, right? it's so scary. yeah. and once you think you have it figured out, you don't have it figured out. and that's what i loved about this book. it was so great, i loved it. i didn't really want it to end. it was so exciting. i just want to read
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you some reviews here. one of the most terrifying and brilliant thrillers i have ever read, gripping from start to finish. that's the guardian. this is. i barely breathe while reading this incredibly tense, chilling thriller that's good housekeeping night watching guarantees you will stay up as i did way past bedtime, tearing through pages to find out what happens. or you'll be too petrified to sleep. or maybe both. yeah, nuts. fantastic. that's gotta feel good. yeah it's great, and i do want to say congratulations. and i also want to say thank you for coming on our show, but also, this book has been picked up an option to make a movie out of this. yeah, yeah. that's right. tracey. what? that's amazing. who's making this? yeah. so, right now it's in development with picturestart and scott free, which is ridley scott's company, ridley scott. come on, buddy, you know what i thought was fun of this when we first started this? i know your book was on amazon. i think it was like number 48,000. it was down.
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there was something like that, right? yeah. and then when you won, it went up to like 48 or 30 or something like that. yeah. you know, it's it was, it was crazy. it was, it's all been such a roller coaster because first of all, being on the sweet 16 at all was great for the book . and yeah, a great reading list. if anyone wants some suggestions. yeah. and then just watching it kind of slowly, you know, climb and just getting to see the response. and i think the thing that was really special about your book club is people did vote on it and get involved, which is unique. yeah. and so i'm a big fan of your audience now. they're fan of you. yeah. me too, me too, me too. i'm a big fan of your fans. yeah, i'm a big fan. yeah. congratulations, pal. and thank you so much for coming. thank you. well done. tracey sierra, everybody nightwatching is available everywhere. books are sold. we have santa from jimmy carr after the break. stick around everybody, come on back.
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turns out really scared of railway tracks. she put me on the spot recently. she said, what am i? ten best features i said, i like your optimism. i'm british, obviously, so there are subtle differences in the way that we use the english language . i would say trousers, you would say pants. i would say pavement, you would say sidewalk. i would say i'm an arm. don't shoot. you would say, oops, suffolk. so in america, the supreme court are stopping women from aborting fetuses. they don't feel them got hearts. they're brainless. yet somehow the supreme court are still in charge. thank you. now, lots of
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famous people give their kids unusual names and live to regret it. now, some people think my boys name is somewhat unusual, but then they sees little face and he does just look like an adolf. they're just jokes. what that one wasn't. but most of them are jokes. we're having a gender reveal for our kid, but we're going to wait until it's 21. we want to be sure. i have two kids now. couldn't pick a favorite little jimmy and the other one. if your parents told you they didn't have a favorite, all it means is you weren't. it
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people that get freaked out by breastfeeding in public, they're idiots, right? yeah yeah. sometimes daddy gets thirsty. being a dad is amazing. you. you should try it, ladies. it's like being a mum with none of the responsibility? we know. being a mom is a full time job. being a dad is a lovely hobby. and i realize that is disrespectful to stay at home dads. but seriously, what are those going to do? have we gone to stay at home dads in? of course not. they're at home. my son walked
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