October 11, 2007 08:59:37am
Re: humor (non-dead)
lol!! i hadnt thought about it that way - good call :)
and another one:
Subject: The Burned Out Gynecologist
> > A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on
> > the
> > verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful
> > hands
> > would be beneficial; he decided to change careers and became an auto
> > mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was
> > involved,
> > signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he
> > could.
> > When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist
> > prepared
> > carefully for weeks! , and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
> > When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
> > obtained a
> > score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I
> > don't
> > want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered
> > if
> > there has been an error that needs adjusting?"
> > The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
> > perfectly,
> > which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
> > again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark."
> > The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
> > all
> > of it through the muffler.